Happy Birthday Tam!

And thanks for this quote of the day:

Look, when I'm ordering a rare filet, I don't want to taste the special herbs in which you've coated it, I don't want to taste your chef's magic marinade or spices, I don't want to taste that it's been nearly pickled in butter... I want to taste still-twitching dead cow.

I'll have to see about the Charles Schumer thing for next year.